| Term | Definition |
|---|---|
| D'Oyly Carte |
Fart |
| Daisy Roots |
Boots |
| Darby and Joan |
Moan |
| Darling Daughter |
Water |
| David Bowie |
Blowy (Windy) |
| Dead Loss |
Boss |
| Desmond Tutu |
2:2 (university degree score - lower second class) |
| Desperate Dan |
Suntan |
| Dicky Bird |
Word |
| Dicky Dirt |
Shirt |
| Ding Dong Bell |
Hell |
| Dinky Doos |
Shoes |
| Dog and Bone |
Telephone |
| Donald Duck |
F**K - Sexual Act |
| Donkey's Ears |
Years |
| Dorothy Squires |
Tyres |
| Drip Dry |
Cry |
| Duck and Dive |
Skive |
| Duck's Arse |
Grass (Informant) |
| Dudley Moores |
Sores |
| Duke of Kent |
Rent |
| Dunkirk |
Work |
| Dustbin Lids - Kids |
Kids |